100% Single-Origin Colombian Arabica
…Coffee.
The smoothest cup on the planet — hand-picked in the Andes, roasted bold. No blends, no fillers, no limp chickens.
Discover the Real Difference
in Your Daily Cup.
Mass-Market Blends
- Beans from multiple countries
- Lower-grade fillers
- Roasted for shelf life
- 12 oz bags (or less)
Stiff Cock Coffee
- 100% single-origin Colombian
- Hand-picked cherry by cherry
- Mold-free, low-acid, high altitude
- Full 16 oz pound
From the Andes
Born in the Mountains.
Roasted with Attitude.
Every bean is hand-picked in the Andes Mountains. High altitude, rich volcanic soil, and the world's only protected Denomination of Origin for coffee. Washed the traditional Colombian way, roasted medium-dark — bright, smooth, and balanced, with a natural chocolate, nutty, caramel finish.
The Original
Single-Origin Colombian
$25.00/ 16 oz
While most brands pour you 12 oz, we give you the whole pound.
So Don't Grind
With Limp Chickens.
Ever had a Stiff Cock in the morning? Grab one and feel the difference.
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A Note from the Founders
“We started this because we were sick of overpriced, blended coffee that tasted like cardboard. So we went to the source. Pure Colombian. Pure attitude. Welcome to the flock.”
— Rick & Jim