Our Story
From the Andes,
With Attitude.
We started Stiff Cock Coffee because we were tired of mass-market blends that taste like ash. We went straight to the source — the Andes Mountains in Colombia, the only place on earth with a protected Denomination of Origin for coffee since 2005.
Every bean is hand-picked at peak ripeness, washed the traditional Colombian way, and roasted medium-dark in small batches. The result: a smoother, richer, more satisfying cup than any blend can deliver. 100% Arabica. 100% single-origin. 100% no apologies.


The Mission
Real coffee. Real origin. Real attitude. No blends, no fillers, no limp chickens. We're here to give your mornings the kick they deserve.
